a bald eagle just flew into my room singing the national anthem...

I just realized I was born in the year America turned 220, and my birthday is 2/20. I FEEL SO PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW!

Gah! Seohyun is so pretty. =3

(I bring this up because I'm watching the Korean Show 'We Got Married.' Yonghwa and Seohyun are in this season! )

DEAR OHIO, PLEASE KEEP THE STORMS COMING... I LOVE THEM SO MUCH... PLEASE MAKE THEM SEVERE THOUGH.

SINCERELY, SHELBY

Ps: put in a few nice days too though, but not too many, we still need lots of rain!

Fuck the heat cannot sleep. Going to see how much of one of my favorite hiking trails the fire burned tomorrow. This whole event just became non-stop drama for me and my roommates. Fuck it all.

Fatim aWhitbread might be the most boring person in the history of time

Your name is Shelby?

From now on I will forever picture you as Scott Shelby

Actually my name is butthole.

I don't really want someone as cute as you to picture me like that, no can't have that. My self esteem will NOT allow that.

So my GF has quit her job, still goes shopping all of the time--even more than she used to when she HAD a job, has pretty much stopped cooking, went on vacation while I stayed home (and even worked overtime), has bill collectors calling almost daily. She's always been horrible with money and I suspect she doesn't even have $50 in the bank. I'm paying 100% of the bills and I haven't complained yet.

SHE has the audacity to get mad at ME for sending my mom on a vacation!? I swear, if she wasn't the mother of my child, I would toss her out of the window. I'm taking the high road, hear. If I had a receipt for when I met her, I'd take her ass back to the store and tell the guy behind the counter that "This one doesn't work. I want to exchange it for a new one or I want my money back."

Patience, d21. Patience......

Basically my thoughts are consistent of whether or not my mom is going to take me to Columbus. :þ