i want my job to be over so i can have a nap

Which feeling is more satisfying?

• Scratching an itch that's been bothering you for a while
• Pooping/urinating after holding it for a long time
• Having an orgasm after days of pent up sexual frustration
• Taking a shower after feeling incredibly dirty
• Beating someone ranked much better than you in Super Street Fighter 4

That means that I have NINE followers!  The takeover has begun.

--I'll follow you too, Rainbird.  I had to dump VGChartz because they tweeted a little too often.  I may pick them up again, though.

You should follow David Jaffe, I don't think he talks anymore, he just tweets...

Also, follow this guy, he's hilarious.

I added him.  Years from now, I'll look back and realize that adding the goddam Batman was the moment that changed my life!

He's the real crime fighter! You could learn from him, he's punching all the criminals all over the place!

My responses

Time has merely muddied the matter further. Now i'm entirely unaware as to where i stand with her, or whether anything's changed at all

Never having actually tried dating until college has left me with a lack of experience, or information.

Sure I'll take the 5000th post, it is my thread.

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Open For Business

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Boobs are on my mind.