oh ya one time a girl came in my face... I wasent too impressed.
A guy in my year was in a hurry with his girlfriend.
They had 5 minutes to go from no to go. So basically, they didn't bother with foreplay. At first it was really difficult to pump his cock into her love tunnel, but suddenly it became really easy quite quickly.
Then he looked down and realized there was blood everywhere. At first he thought it was coming from her. Turns out the severing of nerve endings and excessive blood flow had numbed his pain. The skin had been ripped back on half his cock from the base of the knob down.
He was raced to the hospital and sent straight into surgery where they ironed, yes IRONED his skin back onto his cock. It will never be the same, and they told him he couldn't use it (NOT EVEN WANKING) for EIGHTEEN MONTHS!!!!
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| starcraft said: A guy in my year was in a hurry with his girlfriend. They had 5 minutes to go from no to go. So basically, they didn't bother with foreplay. At first it was really difficult to pump his cock into her love tunnel, but suddenly it became really easy quite quickly. Then he looked down and realized there was blood everywhere. At first he thought it was coming from her. Turns out the severing of nerve endings and excessive blood flow had numbed his pain. The skin had been ripped back on half his cock from the base of the knob down. He was raced to the hospital and sent straight into surgery where they ironed, yes IRONED his skin back onto his cock. It will never be the same, and they told him he couldn't use it (NOT EVEN WANKING) for EIGHTEEN MONTHS!!!! |
Links or it didn't happen.
Seriously, I just flat out don't believe this one. Did she have a fucking bear trap in her vagina or what?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
akuma587 said:
Links or it didn't happen. Seriously, I just flat out don't believe this one. Did she have a fucking bear trap in her vagina or what? |
It was a guy I know.
It happened. Apparently jamming it in without getting her turned on is a bad idea.
I'm saying it happened and being honest. Believe it or don't.
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I believe it.
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Damn. I've always thought foreplay was very important, but now I think it is EXTREMELY important for my sake.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
I do not.
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
| Johann said: This...thread....is.....AWSOME!! My sex life was never too crazy while it lasted. Most crazy thing that ever happened was getting a blowjob on a bus and a handjob while talking to my mom. That last one was insane. That girl knew no boundaries. |
Wow, that reminded me of somethin that I completely forgot about. Fingering a friend right in front of her mom in the kitchen. They were talking to eachother. There was a counter kinda seperating us and her mom so she couldn't really see. I was abit nervous, wondering how her mom didn't even realize what was going on....but she wanted it so it just went on. Apparently her mom's eyesight wasn't that good but still...it was awkward for me =/
@ Starcraft, that sounds painful as hell!
I'm really glad I found this thread after I finished eating.
| starcraft said: A guy in my year was in a hurry with his girlfriend. They had 5 minutes to go from no to go. So basically, they didn't bother with foreplay. At first it was really difficult to pump his cock into her love tunnel, but suddenly it became really easy quite quickly. Then he looked down and realized there was blood everywhere. At first he thought it was coming from her. Turns out the severing of nerve endings and excessive blood flow had numbed his pain. The skin had been ripped back on half his cock from the base of the knob down. He was raced to the hospital and sent straight into surgery where they ironed, yes IRONED his skin back onto his cock. It will never be the same, and they told him he couldn't use it (NOT EVEN WANKING) for EIGHTEEN MONTHS!!!! |
oh god...my jaw hasn't shut yet after reading that....
She must of been some tight
I can't claim to have ripped the skin off half my penis but when having a quickie with my current GF i tore the part that holds the foreskin onto the rest of the penis. It didn't hurt that much at the time but I couldn't have sex for about 6 weeks until it healed.
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