| starcraft said: A guy in my year was in a hurry with his girlfriend. They had 5 minutes to go from no to go. So basically, they didn't bother with foreplay. At first it was really difficult to pump his cock into her love tunnel, but suddenly it became really easy quite quickly. Then he looked down and realized there was blood everywhere. At first he thought it was coming from her. Turns out the severing of nerve endings and excessive blood flow had numbed his pain. The skin had been ripped back on half his cock from the base of the knob down. He was raced to the hospital and sent straight into surgery where they ironed, yes IRONED his skin back onto his cock. It will never be the same, and they told him he couldn't use it (NOT EVEN WANKING) for EIGHTEEN MONTHS!!!! |
Links or it didn't happen.
Seriously, I just flat out don't believe this one. Did she have a fucking bear trap in her vagina or what?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
