hates anything Nintendo related

Is a fan boy

kicks the blind

Trips to blind

THE NOT TO
*ignore*

Has an adorable new avatar.

... Oops, I mean, eats babies for breakfast.

Is a proud N4G supporter

Secretly prefers Big Rigs to Gran Turismo.

oh yes.. now where to start with Kantor??

Kantor used to be my next door neighbour. One time, I got a pet dinosaur and Kantor was jealous. He was so jealous because I had a dinosaur and he didn't have a dinosaur and he wanted my one but he couldn't have it. I told him he could share it on Friday afternoons when I get in from school, because my dinosaur used to come to school with me. But Kantor was selfish and greedy and he tried to steal my dinosaur when I was asleep. But my dinosaur didn't want to go with Kantor, so Kantor got angry and tried to hit my dinosaur. So my dinosaur bit his hand off, and now Kantor has a hook for a hand.

Trash leg sent me this in an email on here

and the story goes.....

Phill, listen carefully i call upon you in my desprate needs, im in a bad way, you must travel to the hayasaki mountian in japan to fetch me a rare flower, it looks like the 1up flower from Mario brothers N64 version. this flower is located somewhere near the top and is guarded by a Cod-eyed Mo Fo, as he is blind and has no face steal the flower and bring it to me ! this flower will not do anything for me, i just like flowers, and remember don't fail me because i will tell your mom a horrible lie involving you owning a pet dinosaur AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR MOM HATES DINOSAURS !!