hmm.. phinch, i am disappoint. my spelling is better than that

is a man!@
(sorry)

Frequently goes to the /b/ on 4chan.

is a ninty fan boy!

Has a secret obsession with giant dinosaurs

likes that guys gun a bit too much

I remember NKAJ. He used to be my friend.

The year was '85. I had just bought an Atari 2600, and I was really excited about it. I played for 53 hours straight without eating, drinking, sleeping or going to the toilet. I finally fell asleep on the couch. Now NKAJ came in (I gave him the spare key, he was my best friend), and he took the Atari 2600. He played with it for four hours, then threw it into the Thames.

I was so traumatised, I didn't buy another console until the PS1. And needless to say, he doesn't have my spare key anymore.

His avatar is actually his mom

Ah, indodude. You see that GIF in his sig? Well, he was the last robber. He suffered brain damage from the gun, and was in a coma for three weeks. I don't know what happened to him. He was such a nice guy. He was only robbing a bank to pay for his daughter's private schooling.

But suddenly, he got this vendetta against cops. He kills every cop he sees, and even strippers dressed like cops. I only see him once a month now, and he's always wearing a balaclava, face mask and gloves. I'm not even sure it's him.

is his own grandfather!