LOL!

It is odd to receive that advice from one of the few members who should actually heed it.

j man is right, shut up

I use dollars.

this is going off topic, this is about ass wiping, not being a douche.

Also, just to be the only person to give a serious rsponse to this, I'm halfway between both. I don't stand up completely, but I still lift my butt off the seat. I suppose some of it depends on whether you're willing to go from the front when you're wiping or if you go from the back or side(the latter 2 of which are impossible without lifting yoru butt off the toilet seat) I just find that the former is cumbersome, possibly because my massive penis gets in the way.

There's a difference between slightly lifting your butt off the toilet, and standing up. :P

EDIT: Nevermind I read your post wrong, I thought you were equating the two.

Your post also brought up a new interesting question, from what side do you reach your hand around to wipe your butt? I use my right hand and go from the right-back side while lifting my butt a bit off the seat.

I love how descriptive this is getting. :P

I dont

I didn't know you could sit down and wipe.

Maybe you just have a big butt?

I use Benjamin Franklin's when I wipe and I'm sitting down.