Despite the fact I've watched pro wrestling on and off my entire life, a midget in tights still creeps the hell out of me. Plus, since he's the only person in Jail in all of Wind Waker, what could be have possibly done? Most thieves get a beating from Link and apologize, but Tingle, no, he's been locked up for a long time.
My guess? Used animals inappropriately as Rupee storage.
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.