Once, when I was in 6th grade or something, a bunch of kids held down a friend of mine and were beating him up. Had to be about 15 vs. 1. I walked up, and my friend was on his knees with somebody holding each of his arms. Somebody said ,"Get him, Timothy!". I knee'd him in the back. He looked back and started crying. I guess being beat up by 15 kids hurts, but getting attacked by your friend is heartbreaking. I ran to the other side of the playground. If I could go back in time, I'd take that beatdown WITH ya, Michael Weathers.

Pushed his head into a wall...

Nothing overly bad really, just kicked out teeth, then shoved them into his pisshole. Then kicked him in the genitals while yelling "quit bitting your c*ck! quit bitting your c*ck!"



I've never been in a fight, really.

at school i once had a fight with a guy who had some kind of disgusting ulcer on his cheek, i punched him in the ulcer area, i didn't even realize i had punched him there until i felt some thing dripping from my knuckle, it was the worst and the most disgusting fight of my life.

Well Ive only caused a nose bleed once... and the usuall kick in the stomach shit... but other then that I was mostly beaten up ^_^

In school, there was this nerdy kid who looked like Paul Pfeifer from the wonder years only shorter. I guess somebody told him that bullies were afraid if you stood up to them. He eventually got to where somebody would bully him, and he would hold his right hand up as if he were going to punch then. He'd even make his own sound effects *WHAP!(?)* as he'd pretend to throw a punch. Most of us got to the point where we'd play along and run from him. One day, this ghetto kid whipped his ass!!

It wasn't my fight, but thinking about it is cracking me up!!!

I shot a guy, then cut him into pieces and buried him in the back yard.

Ok, well, not that, but I hate feeling left out.

i fought one of my brothers battles the school bully thought it would be funny to kick my 7 year old brother in the face no thers no way i was going to let that little snot nosed dick mess my brother up (the kid was only two years younger then me) i went over there floored the little git and kicked the swine in the head 4 or 5 times there was a rumour that the kids uncle had just got off jail and was after me so i was bricking it but at hte time the Adrenaline was just going through my veins could stand by and let an 12 year old beat up a seven year old who was my brother. my brother has not had any trouble from that kid again but i've been harrased by his older sister ever since she just shouts abuse

I piledrived somebody over some stones once. The guy went to the hospital... I sweared never to fight again since.

I shot Archduke Ferdinand in 1914