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Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

 

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Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

best post i've read in a while man



ha



Now that's a classic right there.



 

 

Baddman said:
Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

best post i've read in a while man

 

Best/most truthful post I've read period.



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Soriku's pretty deep for a 14 year old... it's very rare, most 14-year olds are dumb as fuck. Anyway, EPIC POST!

Also, 2.5 months ago.



Oh Soriku...

lol



about to go to bed now ;)



The Ghost of RubangB said:
Last time I had sex I injured my penis, so I'm taking a break.

This has also be unjustly overlooked due to Soriku's epic post. lol!

@ Soriku

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