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last night and th night before that and then i think i will tonight as well

i have a great wife



 

your lucky Mesoteto lol.

I haven't seen my girlfriend in almost a week and the last time was 8 days ago.



yep last night was good



 

8 weeks ago lol..



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^ yeah but you have kids now, it doesn't count haha.

Also, it's been about 1 hour, I'm winning... hahahaha



Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

I'm speechless...

 



Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

 

EPIC POST!!!!



^_^

Soriku said:
I don't wait until I start a new relationship to start thinking about having sex with a girl. It could be a cashier at a store, a waitress at a restaurant, a neighbor, a friends girlfriend or wife, even a telemarketer if she sounds hot. There's your insight into the male mind. It's all that the majority of us think about. If we've seen a decent looking girl, we've probably imagined pummeling her. I can barely even walk by a girl in the store without thinking about it. I'm sorry, but that's the honest to goodness truth. It's really amazing most of us are able to cope with it.

I always wonder how do you manage to post the most epic posts in this site. Sadly, you did it in a thread that 99% of the site won't see

 




Last time I had sex I injured my penis, so I'm taking a break.