Bleszinski: “This would be a great job if I wanted to sleep with 15 year-old boys”

November 6th, 2008 @ 23:06

Epic dev boss Cliff Bleszinski has just said that he could sleep with loads of young men. If he wanted to.

“This would be a great job if I wanted to sleep with 15 year-old boys,” he said, talking on Irish radio station RedFM.

He also called DJ Victor Barry a “senior leprechaun” and claimed he doesn’t use his own spunk as hair gel.

“I try to keep as much semen out of my head area as possible,” he said when asked how he keeps his hair looking good despite driving a topless Lamborghini.

He was joking about the leprechaun thing, by the way. And the boys thing as well, we assume.

He went on to give a lengthy interview with what sounded like a rather knowledgeable Mr Barry, in which he explained why Epic made a sequel (”Why not? We looked at how well the first game did… it kind of made a lot of sense to do it”) and detailed the new additions to the game.

“The story was pretty bare-bones in the first one,” he said, saying that the sequel allowed the firm to “fully explore the situation with [Dom’s] missing wife.”

Crawling and gore took up a healthy portion of the chat, with Bleszinski saying the game was more like gutting a turkey than “torture porn.”

He refused to be drawn on DLC saying that content may come “somewhere possibly down the line,” but said to wait for the announcements.

As for what he’s going to do when game ships?

“Sitting on a beach with a book and a beer,” he said.

Make sure you don’t take the 15 year-old boys along with you, Cliff.

The audio of the interview will be available for download on VictorBarry.com in a few minutes.

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what a loser, looks like he is turning out to be another peter molly, who has lost his marbles.

on topic, does gears of war 2 have a free for all deathmatch mode online?

I have no problem with Cliff. Speaks his mind. I could think of a lot of worse people to compare him to than Pete.

Well, he brought us Gears so I cant complain too much...XD!

This was tounge n cheek! You already know that....

Whatever man, you're just flaming him because you hate the 360, and Gears is pwning.

He was right about one thing.

Gears 2 did end up being better than Resistance 2, campaignwise.

Least he backs up his talk, unlike Jaffe.

i dont know from where u get this but after all i dont care about him at all .. i only care about gears. .. ah yes .. and stop trolling.

What job is he referring to when he says he could sleep with 15 year old boys? I don't get his jokes... the humor just went straight over my head i guess... *goes back to playing Okami*

You stay classy, Cliff.

Ah yes, Cliffy B. Always good for a quote it seems.

*feeds the Troll*

The fact that it's stereotypical for 15 year old boys to be the majority of the players of Xbox Live is what's funny about that comment. Skeeuk has no class for being such a blatant fanboy. >:(