If the J Man were a game character I would constantly throw him off a cliff on purpose and everytime he died a stupid little air bubble would pop up

LONG LIVE THE J MAN
or
THE J MAN NEVER Says I

I would buy that game day one ;p

Are you talking about Toastyman, by any chance?

 If the J man were in a game it would get over whelmingly positive reviews (20/10 average and 200 score on metcritic) and you wouldnt buy another game ever again because they fall in comparison to the J man game.

Someone has issues.....

You should add Mario has NEVER been able to notice

Princess Peach has been having an AFFAIR with BOWSER! for the last 20 years

its soo obvious....in every game she gets kidnapped n spends most of the game with Bowser doing who knows what!!

I think there is a site with a long long explanation why peach like bowser.

The most annoying character?

easy= that gay fairy from OOT. stupid bitch never shut up lol

You know who pisses me off? Snake. He's supposed to be the most "manly" game character since Duke Nukem yet he doesn't have a penis. Also he adopts a child with his "friend" Otacon..

You know who else pisses me off? Master Chief. He's the ultimate symbol of Microsoft copying Nintendo. He's green and has a female to help him out *Cough* Link *Cough* and he has a power suit *cough* Samus *cough*

You know who also pisses me off? Kratos. He's a psychotic killing machine that becomes a faggot when he blindly kills his wife and child.

You know who also pisses me off? Cloud. Tifa could spread her legs with a sign saying "Free action" and he still wouldn't get the message.

Finally, you know who pisses me off? Cole. He's the biggest stereotype I've ever seen. He might as well have inflated lips and watermeleon dripping from his lips.

hated:

johhny bazokatoone!

 Of course. Where do you think baby bowser came from. Its not like he made himself