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A good satire, indeed. All that was missing was a pretentious claim to being the "pulse and purse of the industry", ala Ben Heckendorn's self-indulgent 2007 "future of video games" article (though it does come close to that in the third paragraph). Gotta love the nonsensical fourth paragraph argument, too; it'd be hilarious if anybody actually tried to use one like that.

Overall, I give it a score of "highly amusing".



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Dinomax said:

Dear Nintendo, 

 

Please stop counting your money for a secound I have something important to say.  Despite you have released a lot core titles for the Wii, even faster than you did on the Gamecube, almost as much as the Super Nintendo,  it still isn't enough.  

Thats right Nintendo, despite I know games take as long as a year or more to develop now, I'm still going to hold this against you.  Whats that you say?  I'm unreasonable?  No Nintendo you are. Spend that money on child labour in china, I don't care, get those games out NOW.

You see I'm a HARDCORE gamer.  You need me Nintendo, you must especially listen to me.  Why?  Because I have foreseen your future.  I know you just roll your eyes saying my predictions or rantings on a forum is pointless and doesn't effect your over all income.  But your wrong.  You see I'v figured something out.  Your killing the videogame industry.

Let me explain,  You, a video game company, are very profitable in the video game industry.  Meaning that because you a company that makes money solely on videogames will kill the market your making money in.  Don't believe me?  Look at other companys that do that.  Please stop it.  

Sure enjoy your large amount of income, customers and insane amount of profit.  but know this.  You have lost yourself a customer.  Does that scare you Nintendo?  Knowing I, one person who is easily replaced by at least one hundred thousand more each week. 

Yeah you better worry Nintendo.

 

 

 

 

It seems a few have missede your tongue in cheek approach, lol. I chuckle once so not bad. *thumbs up*



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Hihihi now this is funny, the sad part? this is exactly what some "snobcores" actually think.



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This is quite funny!



I read the first five posts and laughed out loud at how nobody got it.



Naum said:
Hihihi now this is funny, the sad part? this is exactly what some "snobcores" actually think.

 

Haha so true.

 

 

You almost had me there, OP. Great topic :P



Brilliant. That made me laugh a lot.



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