Sky Render on 18 October 2008
A good satire, indeed. All that was missing was a pretentious claim to being the "pulse and purse of the industry", ala Ben Heckendorn's self-indulgent 2007 "future of video games" article (though it does come close to that in the third paragraph). Gotta love the nonsensical fourth paragraph argument, too; it'd be hilarious if anybody actually tried to use one like that.
Overall, I give it a score of "highly amusing".
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.
