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......that girls carry out bottley functions.

I seriously spent the first nine years of my life not knowing that females farted , burped or use the bathroom. I was in school and the girl next to me cut the cheese big time. I had a crush on her too, that was the most repulsing thing in my life. I ran out the classroom screaming and hid in the janitor's closet.

That was even worse than when I found out they didn't have penis when I was three!



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my ex farted as I was making out with her....

so ya...Id be right there in the janitor's closest with you.



Oh my, I had a similar experience when my ex gf burped in my mouth when I went to kiss her. And for seom reason she needed to tell me that she had to pee when we talked on the phone, everyday. Thats why she is my ex- gf.

I like the new Sig by the way. Do you have a naem for that character?



umm i always thought they were weird.

but when i found out how they pee'd i was like. ugh.



About the mispellings in my post, I'm not dislexic, just retarded.



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Girls have bottley functions? Do guys have them to? I wonder if I have any.



super_etecoon said:
Girls have bottley functions? Do guys have them to? I wonder if I have any.

I didn't know either! In fact I don't know what they are. Do they involve bottles?




^^^^^^ lol(well not really lol just trying to bump the replies sorry)



girls don't have penis!!!!! are you kidding me



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