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......that girls carry out bottley functions.

I seriously spent the first nine years of my life not knowing that females farted , burped or use the bathroom. I was in school and the girl next to me cut the cheese big time. I had a crush on her too, that was the most repulsing thing in my life. I ran out the classroom screaming and hid in the janitor's closet.

That was even worse than when I found out they didn't have penis when I was three!