As the title says, if all three consoles were songs, what would they be?

For me.

Wii - MC Hammer's U can't touch this\ Audio Adrenaline - Underdog

360 - John Barrowman & Ruthie Henshall's Anything you can do with the PS3 of course

PS3 - Linkin Park's Hit the Floor\ Greenday's Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Wii - 'Wiggle Waggle' by Herbie Hancock

360- 'Can we fix it?' by Bob The Builder

PS3- 'She's expensive' by The Virgins

ps3 = stop and stare
this part :
"stop and stare
you start to wonder u r here not there (last place not the first)
you'd give anything to get what's fair
but fair ain't what u really need (it's clearly that u need the first place not the second, how greedy sony)
can u see what i see"

PS3- Back in Black

Wii- That teletubbies song

360- my heart will go on

lol. I like this thread, but at the moment I'm not feeling creative enough to actually contribute to it.

you stole the words from my mouth

or the post from my keyboard to put it in perspective.

PS3- madonna- because she was cool in the 90's- now nobody cares

Wii- some jonas brothers or miley sirus bullshit

360- Harcore metal screamo crap because it's Xtreme. It's called the X-box for crying out loud

PS3- Paint It Black
Wii- Barbie Girl
360- See me Riding dirty.

PS3: How to kill a brand

Wii: We are the champions

Lol... this one and Cosby's one are the best.

I'll post mine after I'm done with pushups.