| psrock said: I'd play all three at the same times |
LOL, best post, this thread, so far, props!!!!!
Wii is a milf. She may be a little outdated and doesn't quite understand new concepts such as the internet and HD, but nonetheless proves to be just as much fun as the others.
360 is chunky, ugly and loud. On top of that, she's incredibly accident prone - if you leave her alone for too long she'll probably burn down your house.
Ps3 is a tranny. She doesn't quite know what she wants to be. She's also stronger than most women...
| --OkeyDokey-- said: Wii is a milf. She may be a little outdated and doesn't quite understand new concepts such as the internet and HD, but nonetheless proves to be just as much fun as the others. 360 is chunky, ugly and loud. On top of that, she's incredibly accident prone - if you leave her alone for too long she'll probably burn down your house. I can't think of one for ps3 :P |
Nice.
Pixel Art can be fun.
360 would be an attractive girl who is great in bed, but likes to sleep around. She is also prone to breakdowns, but she's so good you keep coming back.
The PS3 is a supermodel, kinda stuck up but good and reliable and you know she'll age well.
The Wii will get you a special date with Chris Hansen on MSNBC.
| vlad321 said: Posting this before anyone else, sad part is that this commercial is like VGC but with women and visual:
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It would be like this, and the 360 girl would be a guy.
# of games above 75 on Metacritic (including downloadable):
360: 241 DS: 144
PS3: 152 PSP: 126
Wii: 85
The Wii girl is lots of fun, cheap and easy. Shes up to try new things, and has a really stupid phone number. Girls like Wii are in high demand. Everyone wants to get with her including parents, children and the elderly.
The PS3 girl is expensive and likes to make big promises for the future, and usually delivers. One of the features many men like in her is her blu lazer gun. She doesnt like to talk about her past unless you date the 60 gig or MGS version of her.
The 360 girl is a lot like PS3 girl but is cheaper and is prone to wear 3 red rings on her finger and then die on you. She dies not due to a medical condition but do to god making her incorrectly.
Getting an XBOX One for me is like being in a bad relationship but staying together because we have kids. XBone we have 20000+ achievement points, 2+ years of XBL Gold and 20000+ MS points. I think its best we stay together if only for the MS points.
Nintendo Treehouse is what happens when a publisher is confident and proud of its games and doesn't need to show CGI lies for five minutes.
-Jim Sterling
mowe said:
It would be like this, and the 360 girl would be a guy. |
That made me laugh in real life.
Tag(thx fkusumot) - "Yet again I completely fail to see your point..."
HD vs Wii, PC vs HD: http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=93374
Why Regenerating Health is a crap game mechanic: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=3986420
gamrReview's broken review scores: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=4170835
Wii- Hayden Panettiere
360- Milla Jovovich
PS3- Chyna
If the three consoles were women, they'd probably wind up leaving most gamers. What good is a partner who just sits on his ass all day, uses her like an object and occasionally cusses, blurts out racial slurs, or invites his friends over to gawk at the television?
Think about it.
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