The Wii girl is lots of fun, cheap and easy. Shes up to try new things, and has a really stupid phone number. Girls like Wii are in high demand. Everyone wants to get with her including parents, children and the elderly.
The PS3 girl is expensive and likes to make big promises for the future, and usually delivers. One of the features many men like in her is her blu lazer gun. She doesnt like to talk about her past unless you date the 60 gig or MGS version of her.
The 360 girl is a lot like PS3 girl but is cheaper and is prone to wear 3 red rings on her finger and then die on you. She dies not due to a medical condition but do to god making her incorrectly.
Getting an XBOX One for me is like being in a bad relationship but staying together because we have kids. XBone we have 20000+ achievement points, 2+ years of XBL Gold and 20000+ MS points. I think its best we stay together if only for the MS points.
Nintendo Treehouse is what happens when a publisher is confident and proud of its games and doesn't need to show CGI lies for five minutes.
-Jim Sterling
