Wii is a milf. She may be a little outdated and doesn't quite understand new concepts such as the internet and HD, but nonetheless proves to be just as much fun as the others.
360 is chunky, ugly and loud. On top of that, she's incredibly accident prone - if you leave her alone for too long she'll probably burn down your house.
Ps3 is a tranny. She doesn't quite know what she wants to be. She's also stronger than most women...








