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360 would be an attractive girl who is great in bed, but likes to sleep around. She is also prone to breakdowns, but she's so good you keep coming back.

The PS3 is a supermodel, kinda stuck up but good and reliable and you know she'll age well.

The Wii will get you a special date with Chris Hansen on MSNBC.