Nov/Dec 2008-
PS3 sales increase slightly. As do the sales of the Xbox 360. While the Wii sales are still miles ahead, they start to fall. All the 4 year olds have a Wii now. They don't need 2. The steady influxe of casual games, and the looming state of the economy encourage children and parents to buy board games instead of Videogames. Parents realise the Wii Fit is a waste of money. Instead, they all enrol their children in fat camp. The parents spend the spare console money on booze and Christmas Turkey. They buy socks for grandad and grandma. Your auntie's hair catches fire while cooking the turkey. Dad has a heart attack, and mum get's pregnant. The family adds an extra $7000 in debt to their ever growing debt pile.
Jan 2009-
PS3 sales drop, 360 sales drop sharply, and the Nintendo Wii sales go down the drain. Nintendo starts to panic, and releases several hundered mario games at once. Sony sees this weakness and drops the price of their PS3. Microsoft release several add-ons for GeOW2. They increase the price of XBL to $75 a year. Auntie's hair is growing back, and your dad spent the family savings on a stomach bypass surgery to shed those christmas pounds.
Mar 2009-
A new Nintendo Wii SKU is announced. This one comes bundles with a balance board and an extra wiimote. It'll be available in 20 colours. MGS5 is announced, being directed by Steven Spielberg, exclusive to the PS3.
Apr 2009-
Microsoft releases a handheld. It flops. 360 fanboys panic and claim MGS5 will come to the 360 9 months after the PS3 release. Nintendo announces their next gen console will support Blu-ray. Console sales continue to flop, as people still haven't recovered from christmas. Grandma give you $60 for Christmas. Dad didn't get you that console you wanted for christmas, so you spend it on boardgames.
Sep 2009-
You've been playing boardgames with yourself since April. You're winning 31-18. The boardgame industry is booming. The console industry is flopping. Miyamoto and Kojima quit videogames, get married, ane make raise super genius children, using the 'Super Baby Method'. Barrack Obama becomes CEO of Nintendo. They release a new racially friendly console, in white, black, and asian brown. The world goes into a reccesion. Nobody buys the new Nintendo Poo. Nintendo announces a new handheld. Sony announces a slimline version of the PS3. Microsoft release the Xbox 361.
Sep 2009-
Xbox 361 is suffering from numerous problems. The purple ring of death being the most obvious. Many units are recalled. Mum has the baby.
Nov 2009-
Xbox 361 has sold half a million units. The 360 also sells half a million units. Microsoft isn't sure which console to support. The PS3 slimline is released. You ask dad to buy you one, as the board games are getting boring. He agrees, and goes out to buy you one.
Dec 2009-
Nintendo Poo sales pickup. Sells around 2 units an hour. Dad finally comes home. He was apparently arrested, and broke out of prison to join a Russian Circus. He gives you a Monopoly board for Christmas. Slimline PS3 sales flop. Microsoft still don't know what format to support. The baby is getting all of the attention. There's no money for a console. The console industry flops. Nintendo drops the console business and turns into a Sushi and Ice Tea company. Microsoft becomes a pizza courier. Sony starts manufacturing flat pack furniture. And the boardgames industry sky rockets. Atari, Konami, EA, Sega, all start manufacturing boardgames. The world ends.
