By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Forums - Nintendo - Chintendo Vii commercial REAL translation request

I don't know if this was already discussed in the forum and I know that this is nothing new but I realised that I never knew what they actually say in the famous chintendo vii commercial.

All I can find are fake subtitles like these ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzwbuEzu-E

 

So, if any of you know of a real translation or if you know chinese, I would apreciate if you could post a real translation.

Thanks in advance



Isto o que vale é que como se fala inglês, ninguém percebe um cú do que ando aqui a escrever e portanto não me podem acusar de andar a dizer asneiras. HAHA

Around the Network

Wow...



I can but I can only do it when I reach home from work.



I know Chinese... wouldn't translate it though, it's pretty standard TV ad stuff.

the product is called "Super powerful stick"??? What a dumb name.



Soriku (Feb 10/08): In 5 years the PS3/360 will be dead.

KH3 bet: "If KH3 comes to Wii exclusive, I will take a 1 month of sig/avatar by otheres open a thread apologize and praise you guys' brilliance." http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?start=50&id=18379
Original cast: Badonkadonkhr, sc94597 allaboutthegames885, kingofwale, Soriku, ctk495, skeezer, RDBRaptor, Mirson,

Episode 1: OOPSY!
selnor
: Too Human I even expect 3-4 mill entire life and 500,000 first day. GoW2 ( expect 7 - 9 million entire life and over 2 mill first day), Fable 2 (expect 5-6 million entire life and 1.5 mill fist day) BK3 (expect 4 - 5 mill sales entire life and 1 mill first day).. Tales/IU/TLR should get to 2 or 3 million! post id: 868878
Episode 2:
Letsdance: FFXIII (PS3+360) first week in NA = 286K
According to pre-order rate in week 13 (post id: 2902544)

Also, it claimed to be the "currently world famous console"

definitely a copycat. Sadly this is China, where nothing there is not copied.



Soriku (Feb 10/08): In 5 years the PS3/360 will be dead.

KH3 bet: "If KH3 comes to Wii exclusive, I will take a 1 month of sig/avatar by otheres open a thread apologize and praise you guys' brilliance." http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?start=50&id=18379
Original cast: Badonkadonkhr, sc94597 allaboutthegames885, kingofwale, Soriku, ctk495, skeezer, RDBRaptor, Mirson,

Episode 1: OOPSY!
selnor
: Too Human I even expect 3-4 mill entire life and 500,000 first day. GoW2 ( expect 7 - 9 million entire life and over 2 mill first day), Fable 2 (expect 5-6 million entire life and 1.5 mill fist day) BK3 (expect 4 - 5 mill sales entire life and 1 mill first day).. Tales/IU/TLR should get to 2 or 3 million! post id: 868878
Episode 2:
Letsdance: FFXIII (PS3+360) first week in NA = 286K
According to pre-order rate in week 13 (post id: 2902544)
Around the Network

Vii "motion sensitive bat"

You've never seen anything like this before , this is the international sensation sweeping the globe, the indoor sports simulation game console, Vii.

Just pick up the bat and point it at your television, and you can play ball, fish, play darts, or any one of 12 sports activities. Completely not limited by weather, space, or time, it has the Vice President of the Singaporean Olympic Atheletes Association, James, (I only count 11).
'Instilling a habit of athletic activity, is the greatest gift a parent can give their child!' (yeah, by playing games...)

Vii allows your child to train their physical health in their own home, saving you from wasting money teaching your kids actual sports, and saves on space in the home.

With as many as 12 international sporting events, it all fits into this tiny Vii console. Realistic graphics, Very goo-quality sound, real vibrations in your hand! It will feel like you are really playing it!



Just pick up your Vii motion sensitive bat, point it at your television, and you can play ball, fish, play darts, with up to 12 different sports games you can play! Featuring a completely Chinese user interface, both young and old will have no trouble using it. A timer feature prevents your children from over-exerting themselves! Three colours for you to pick from! Comes with 12 games, and stickers for the bat, and a sports introductory manual!



How long has it been since you spent time with your child? Do you know how lonely YOUR parents are at home? A Vii game system allows you to express your love for your family, and cements the familial bond that comes from playing together, allowing your lonely folks to discover a new source of happiness!

Just pick up your Vii motion sensitive bat, point it at your television (you know the rest, ugh, what a crappy slogan)... combined with an ergonomic design, your whole family with love it!

The Vice President of the Singaporean Olympic Athletes Association and his family are all avid fans of the Vii.

Realistic graphics, great sound, real vibration effects, lets you experience it like you're actually there! Vii game consoles, visit our website!"


The kids are saying something I guess like It is cool, fun...






Is this a real product?



arsenal009 said:
Is this a real product?

 

Yups and quite popular aswell.  And if you wonder the most gamers know it is a copy of the Wii but some still buy it because it is a hell lot cheaper..If you search around you can find it for 20$. (The most can't afford a console for 250$).






i want the power machine weapon



Wii/Mario Kart Wii Code:2793-0686-5434

so that's what a vii looks like...