Chintendo Vii commercial REAL translation request

[cgen]

I don't know if this was already discussed in the forum and I know that this is nothing new but I realised that I never knew what they actually say in the famous chintendo vii commercial.

All I can find are fake subtitles like these ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzwbuEzu-E

 

So, if any of you know of a real translation or if you know chinese, I would apreciate if you could post a real translation.

Thanks in advance