I have a foot long surgical scar across my abdomen from when I was an infant. It's very painful and it prevents me from doing any ab exercises, it sucks!

my burn scar on my forearm is from my friend making liquid napalm and being a retard

Thanks Snesboy?

You wanna know how I got THESE scars?

It was a bleak and dreary Sunday night. The clouds lingered over the city, blocking the moon. I was on my way to Drek's tattoo parlor. The pale yellow light was the only thing shimmering in the cold air. I stepped into the flickering room, and it was ironically one of the most sanitized room ever. The owner, Drek, was Japanese and spoke very little Engrish. He said, "I Drek Kusumot. You sit." I said I wanted a tattoo. He misread the instructions on the needle, and it happened.

Across my chest, the words "Why be so serious" are engraved 6 inches in.

I'm not so good at making up stories. Real scars I got a nice bald spot on my head which is fortunately well covered up by my hair that I got from putting my head through a wall a year ago. Have one on my leg from when a party got busted... it happened while I was escaping through the woods and tripped on a log that left a weird dent shape in my shin. I have a burn on my arm from when the cherry fell off my cigarette down my sweatshirts sleeve. I have several other scars from things I don't remember (probably at parties).

i came in here expecting batman talk... garh

anyways.. as a child my dad asked me why i was so serious.. so he got creative with a knife.. nuff said

*goes back to waiting for tonight to see dark knight again*

paper cut.... ouch!

lol! cardbored cut...OWWWWWWWWW!