Why so serious? How'd you get YOUR scars?

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dtewi said:

You wanna know how I got these scars?

It was the middle of summer. The heat was hot, and the sweat poured like rain. I went out to the beach for a nice relaxing dip. But since I was so intrigued by "The Lucid Dream Thread", I decided to have one. I woke up 2 hours into the sleep as how that is how you start one. But I was sunburned pretty damn bad. High tide came in and all of the lobsters scuttled onto bay. They saw my gorgeous red hide and decided they wanted to mate with me. They crawled over to me and began to do it. The claws pinched by toasted nipples, and I screamed in hot, blazing, sweaty agony.

Right now, I am left with numerous pinch marks, and I swear, one of them spells: "Why so serious?"

Nice one man. You even tied it into VGChartz.