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"You look so sweet your giving me a toothache."



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Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

 

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.



"If you love the Wii then you'll love my Wii Ni!"



Tease.

pichu_pichu said:
"You look so sweet your giving me a toothache."

 

hahaha i like that one



I got 2 lvl 70 on Wow and I am among the top 1000 COD 4 players. Would you like the honor to sleep with me?



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

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Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?

 

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?



"how much does a polar bear weigh"?

"how much"?

"enough to break the ice,hi my name is ________"



 

 

bump!



^ you can't bump threads anymore unless you add new info...

with that said, here's another line

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.



Are those moon pants because your ass is out of this world.



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