I shall post the thread ender right now.

"Hey baby, I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared."

how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice, I'm "X"

that one's really corny XD

Hi, I'm RubangB.

Well it is a pick up line if you are a midget... (just think about it)

After all some nice lines here, guess I will never use one of that though (some are good, I'm just to shy to pick anyone up, so I have to stay with what the circle of friends has to offer) ^^

To add: "Have you slept on your belly?" "No" "Can I?"

I really had a bad day, I would feel so much better if someone cute would smile at me... Would you do that for me?"

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I pass by again?

i dont know what it is that makes me feel alive, i dont know how to wake the things that sleep inside, i only wanna see the light that shines behind your eyes