DMeisterJ said:
Let's revise rule ten.
If you don't have rubbers, don't have sex. Unless you like babies. And paying child support. And headaches, and changing diapers, and feedings, and not sleeping at night for six months (or more) and crying, and doctors offices, and frustration, and anxiety, etc. |
If we only go the baby-route then we can add a couple of things:
Ask her about the pill if necessary. Fabricate a story around it not to upset the mood (so not like: "Hey, are you on birth control" but rather "... so when we got home we immidiatly started looking for her pills because she had that date comming up..) If that fails, see if you can spin it around to the morning after pill (She failed to find them, so after that date she went straight to the phramacy, never seen her go so fast!)
The best possible option? Feel around in there. If you feel something semi-hard like an plastic wire or something you're in the clear. That's a spiral (or a diaphram in English I believe) and science gift to men and women. I've had two girls for a longer period of time with them but the effects are amazing. Greatly reduced menstruation problems, no babies and it's an anti-conceptive that you can forget about for at least 5 years if not longer.
If we talk STD's... well, always closely inspect the junk, and check up on her history of stupid bed decissions.
