@ssj12

Go ask the chick out who works at the front doors, she's been lonely since her husband, Irving, died.  Don't let the Wheel chair bother you.  It gives a new meaning to riding.

man I am so holding back from pressing the ban button because that is just plain nasty.

@Nikkom - shockingly no, the female co-workers are non-existant or work in the complete other side of the store.

Well then get to the other side of the store when you have a lunchbreak.. That's a good start..

It's better to stick to the basics, chloroform and restraints.

I give this thread a 9.7.

@Prof

You give far too many 9.7s... :P

Yes you find this information useful don't you. Do you also rate girls?

AWESOME THREAD!!!!

Well most dont apply to me, since im pursuing a long term relationship with my girlfreind and we decided to take it slow, but non the less, a great read.

 What would you like pics of ;)?

Also, pick a sport with mixed teams. In Holland for instance, if you wanna get laid go play Hockey. In the US it's probably something different but sportclubs are a good replacement for work if there aren't any girls around there.

hockey? oh how i hate that sport..i always tackled the people with my stick, much more fun. =P

I always ended up breaking sticks and balls. Yes, I twice managed to lay waste to a hard yellow hockeyball by smashing it across a field.
Luckily, if you want to get laid on a hockeyclub when in university... well, you don't actually need to PLAY the sport, as long as you attend...