Flunitrazepam is a hell of a drug.

You should add "Don't forget to pull out" to you tutorial.

Isn't pulling out only 20 percent effective?

lol i was about to update it hahaha, excellent timing

It's just a joke. :) Use a condom.

Oh yeah, I definitely will use one when the time comes.

By the time I have sex, they may have some sort of invisi-condom or something.  :/

But seriously, isn't it only 20 percent effective?

You mean this http://www.gizmag.com/go/6534/ (spray on condom)?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus

"studies have found actual failure rates of 15-28% per year"

Wow.

Spray on condom.

Awesome.

Let's revise rule ten.

If you don't have rubbers, don't have sex. Unless you like babies. And paying child support. And headaches, and changing diapers, and feedings, and not sleeping at night for six months (or more) and crying, and doctors offices, and frustration, and anxiety, etc.

well no..this isn't about having the risk of getting children, this is just about how to get laid, and to do it the most safe way. So let's just say you are damn drunk, and you're doing it, the only option left then is to pull it out, it's better than nothing, right?