The Official How to get laid thread. NSF-18

[DMeisterJ]

Neos said:

DMeisterJ said:
Let's revise rule ten.

If you don't have rubbers, don't have sex. Unless you like babies. And paying child support. And headaches, and changing diapers, and feedings, and not sleeping at night for six months (or more) and crying, and doctors offices, and frustration, and anxiety, etc.

well no..this isn't about having the risk of getting children, this is just about how to get laid, and to do it the most safe way. So let's just say you are damn drunk, and you're doing it, the only option left then is to pull it out, it's better than nothing, right?

Meh, I guess it's better than nothing.

But having drunk sex couldn't possibly be fun, and if you're drunk enough to remember to pull out, you should also be able to remember the horrible success rate of it.