Yes you are completely right Esmoreit, massages help a lot. But i didn't add this because not all people are talented with soft strong hands, so that depends on the person. I think you can be right on the last point as well, but i'm guessing it varies with every girl

 @ Esmoreit: pics or it didn't happen! :)

I like how everybody is trying to help our good friend DMeisterJ :)

I agree with Esmoreit on 3, compliments won't help you getting laid, you need to tease her...

Don't forget number 4, relationships in which the girl is the one who had the initiative won't end well for you, but it's okay for one night stands...

About 5, lying is not good if you are looking for a long term relationship, unless you are a very skilled liar

7 Is so true it's funny... I love this one

See, I can be myself to get girls to like me. "Why and how?" You ask. Because I'm a winner.

Lol.. no sisters!! not your own, not your best friend's, not even your ex girlfriend's... I already thought she reminded me of someone.. didn't realise it until I arrived at the same house...

There's nothing wrong with the girl having the initiative, she'll just usually be ugly...

We're all skilled liars... well kinda.. http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=31904 :)

ok great intelligent people. I can get chicks at bars and other hangouts but how the heck do you ask chicks out at work? I work in the dairy department of walmart.

No female co-workers?? No helpless female customers?? Heck.. I dated half my workfloor when I worked in a restaurant..