In the dramatic final moments of the Gamestop Awards for Games (GAG) 2008, there was only silence as Gamestop President Jeff Gerstmann announced the GAG GotY 2008:

"With due consideration given to all factors that make a game truly great, including How Much Money the Publisher Bribed Us With, Whether The Game Can Be Used As a Case Study To Bash The Wii and Whether I Am Likely To Be Fired For Giving This Game a Bad Score, I am pleased to announce the shortlist:"

Lair (PS3)

Synopis: "An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother."

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)

Synopsis: An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother.

Heavenly Sword (PS3)

Synopis: An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)

Haze (PS3)

Synopis: An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men  (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)

Synopsis: An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men  (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)

Synopsis: An excellent game that deserves 17/10 simply due to the quality of advertising reviews of it are often displayed next to. Buy this game or I will kill you and eat your mother.

"I will now announce the winner." 

ioi  (PC)

 "And here is the runner-up."

ioi  (PC)

 "And here is the consolation prize winner..."

ioi  (PC)

"And here is the Wooden Spoon award, dedicated to Ken Kutaragi's Giant Enemy Crab."

ioi  (PC)

"Well, ioi had to win", said Mr. Gerstmann. "VGchartz.com gave my editor a free holiday in Hawaii to do it."

Before he exited the stage, bids for who would win the GAG GoTY 2009 from attendant publishers had reached over 100 billion trillion dollars.

That is hilarious.

Wait, no, it's not.

I know. That's why I put it in Off Topic. You can get away with practically any random nonsense in Off Topic.

I figured people were bored with my actually clever joke topics. 

Too bad Gamestop is the store

While Gamespot is the website.

... I don't get it...

^ He's making fun of Gamespot because they usually base reviews on the amount of advertising there is.....I don't know how ioi is advertised though..

Haha, classic. So true.

my mothers dead...are you going to dig her up and eat her corpse?

I think you shoud've included ninjabread man, Horsez, and classic british minicar racing. And Wiffelball the game (available on DS)