I think this is all just an attempt to troll sponsored by Neogaf.

... ill never read that lol

I am speechless. And impressed in the most eerie, uncanny way as well. I'll take it semi-seriously, seems you've nailed most personalities on forums in there fairly well. 'sits and waits for someone to point out which type of gay (apparently?) useless shitbag I am'

Gotta love that copy/pasta!

Though I prefer rigatoni, myself

Mummelmann said: I am speechless. And impressed in the most eerie, uncanny way as well. I'll take it semi-seriously, seems you've nailed most personalities on forums in there fairly well. 'sits and waits for someone to point out which type of gay (apparently?) useless shitbag I am'

 These are all the "PURE" types. Most posters have characteristics of several of the archetypes in varying degrees.

So which type is the intelligent poster that makes posts that are either so intelligent others won't fight him and would rather ignore, OR just kill the thread all together cause no one can fight/add more to my point ^_^

 Well then there is only one rational explanation.  It is a holy doctrine passed down to you from the gods of the internets.

 And that makes you their disciple. No go forth and spread their gospel, and persecute those who would question it!

The OP uses the word "shit" by itself or as part of another word 17 times.

 You would make an excellent english teacher or an operative for the CIA rendition program.

fkusumot I am going to call you Mr. Castle from now on, k? Just don't punish me by putting me in with any of those groups cuz I try not to fit in with them. ^_^