| Alasted said: I swear, attempted suicide should be made a capital offense. |
They've made suicide illegal, but I've always wondered; how do they punish you if you succeed?
OT: The kid is messed up. and how exactly did he plan on killing Jesus?
| Alasted said: I swear, attempted suicide should be made a capital offense. |
They've made suicide illegal, but I've always wondered; how do they punish you if you succeed?
OT: The kid is messed up. and how exactly did he plan on killing Jesus?
insomniac17 said:
They've made suicide illegal, but I've always wondered; how do they punish you if you succeed? OT: The kid is messed up. and how exactly did he plan on killing Jesus? |
A big wooden cross should have him running for his life.

"Teen tries to commit suicide to kill Jesus in heaven."
Now there is a phrase i never thought i would read in my lifetime...

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I wonder what he would have done if he killed himself, found out that the correct religion was Islam? What would he do then?
Not that we go anywhere when we die lol.
i hope he remembered to tap z or r twice, because we all know the only way to heaven is a barrel roll.
| BCNR34 said: i hope he remembered to tap z or r twice, because we all know the only way to heaven is a barrel roll. |

okay, if he believes he can make it to heaven through killing a bunch of people? Well, clearly he failed in Church too, as well as in life.
I see he's 18. Looks like he probably will get some solid years behind the bar being raped daily by some guy named Larry. Good Riddance, idiot!
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