Teen tries to commit suicide to kill Jesus in heaven.

[Mistershine]

insomniac17 said:

Alasted said:
I swear, attempted suicide should be made a capital offense.

 They've made suicide illegal, but I've always wondered; how do they punish you if you succeed?

OT:  The kid is messed up. and how exactly did he plan on killing Jesus?

A big wooden cross should have him running for his life.