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Onyxmeth on 28 April 2008
Alasted said:
Nice list. I lack the necessary chutzpah to actually do any of this stuff, but--
8. Dirty rotten scum sucker.

Chances are you will be standing with strangers. Chances are you may never see them again, and even then they will probably not recall what you are about to do. Cell phones are the best way to do this. Just dial a number you know into your phone and hit disconnect. Then proceed to rant about something to a ficticious person. My favorite gag is having a daughter that wet the bed again, and vehemently suggest its time to use the cattle prod on her as a form of corporal punishment. Now someone might try to give you some lip about your sadistic practices. Just look at them and ask them if you were talking to them. Then turn around and continue with your pretend conversation. Laugh deep inside at all the emotional turmoil you have caused the group.

--I've always wanted to try this one with, "I know you think I'm a pedophile, but isn't that a big word for an eight year old?"

Did you get that from the SNL with Kutcher recently? That scene was hilarious.

 



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Alasted on 28 April 2008
Onyxmeth said:
Alasted said:
Nice list. I lack the necessary chutzpah to actually do any of this stuff, but--
8. Dirty rotten scum sucker.

Chances are you will be standing with strangers. Chances are you may never see them again, and even then they will probably not recall what you are about to do. Cell phones are the best way to do this. Just dial a number you know into your phone and hit disconnect. Then proceed to rant about something to a ficticious person. My favorite gag is having a daughter that wet the bed again, and vehemently suggest its time to use the cattle prod on her as a form of corporal punishment. Now someone might try to give you some lip about your sadistic practices. Just look at them and ask them if you were talking to them. Then turn around and continue with your pretend conversation. Laugh deep inside at all the emotional turmoil you have caused the group.

--I've always wanted to try this one with, "I know you think I'm a pedophile, but isn't that a big word for an eight year old?"

Did you get that from the SNL with Kutcher recently? That scene was hilarious.

 


Actually, I saw that gag a while ago on a shopped jpeg of some Valentine's Day card.

I haven't kept up with SNL since Hartman left.



coolestguyever on 28 April 2008

no way i read that whole thing. can you sum it up in 1 paragraph?



Alasted on 28 April 2008
coolestguyever said:
no way i read that whole thing. can you sum it up in 1 paragraph?

Take it one paragraph at a time.  Believe in yourself, kid!

dsoverpsp on 28 April 2008

i don't get it