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I have an obsession with all things turtle. We have an entire bathroom called the turtle bathroom, along with various turtle things scattered throughout the house, our mulchbed, and my car. I simply find turtles adorable.

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I enjoy trolling. Also, I want a PS4 Potable to water!

I have £45k in the bank. I have no life.

Hmm, pie.

I AM white!
I AM a fucking bum!
I do live in a trailer with my mom.
My boy Future IS an Uncle Tom!
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun.
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps!
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the Free World!"

*Edit* Okay. I lied about being white but the rest of it is probably true...

Twitter: @d21lewis

In all seriousness, I suppose I may seem silly a lot of the time, but it's usually a front for pain. My life is pain. That's it. It's been mostly poverty, rape, violence, poverty, drugs, the suicide attempt, depression, anxiety, alienation from family, friends dying, my mom dying, loneliness and awkwardness in general, ugliness, my love-hate relationship to my community writ large, certain physical struggles I don't like detailing, poverty...nothing but fun. I want there to be a meaning to life so I have a reason to go on living. I look for some kind of meaning in most everything, accordingly.

Okay, the pity party is over now. You asked though. Also, I like roller skating. As a grown adult.

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i went to the darkside for 8 months in 2013/ 2014 and buyed a ps 3 to play Cod BO II and Ghosts on it with some friends. ;)

I... Owned a console other than something Nintendo made... ONCE. I used to have an Xbox 360... But I promise it was the only time!

I hunt...

Hunting Season is done...

I'm a Pediatric cardiologist

FloatingWaffles said:
COKTOE said:

I might spam this thread.

A pigeon shit on my head in 1995. It went all the way down my face to my upper lip, stopping just short of going in my mouth. I was right next to a big downtown mall. I made my way inside, through the entire length of the mall, up to second floor, wiped off what I could with paper towels, and proceeded to literally wash the shit out of my face in the mall bathroom sink. I got home, stripped my cloths off, showered, mouthwashed a LOT, brushed and mouthwashed some more. Horrific.

jesus fucking christ, were people looking at you in the mall or anything? 

the same thing happened to be but not nearly as bad. was walking home under some electric wires where birds are often sitting and all of a sudden some shit landed in my hair. went home and immediately showered and washed my hair and face several times. 

I honestly can't remember how people were reacting, or even how many saw me. There are definitely details that have faded into the ether. :) I do remember there were people going in and out of the mall bathroom as I awkwardly cleaned up.

- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."