Once delivered a persuasion speech in high school about how Santa Claus was evil. And got an A.
Once delivered a persuasion speech in high school about how Santa Claus was evil. And got an A.
Should know that Santa Claus...
-enslaved an entire race,
-makes and distributes copyrighted products all over the globe, thereby harming the global economy,
-breaks into people's homes and plunders their milk and cookies on an industrial scale.
Why would anyone do these horrible things you might ask? Well, rearrange the letters in Santa's name for the answer: "Satan".
Is covering his/her eyes from reality
Just a guy who doesn't want to be bored. Also
was caught in a lie that I can neither confirm nor deny since the timestamp isn't specific to the minute and soon won't even be specific to the hour
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