Jaicee on 03 November 2019
Should know that Santa Claus...
-enslaved an entire race,
-makes and distributes copyrighted products all over the globe, thereby harming the global economy,
-breaks into people's homes and plunders their milk and cookies on an industrial scale.
Why would anyone do these horrible things you might ask? Well, rearrange the letters in Santa's name for the answer: "Satan".
