Thinks crash Bandicoot is "good"

Has a signature that takes me back to the good old 90's

Is a cat

has been eagerly awaiting a Kirby/Goldeneye crossover game for longer than some posters here have been alive

Is mustachioed madness

Showed the most famous mustachioed lunatic in video game history aka Jim Carrey

Thinks Eggman isn't a lovable buffoon

Thinks Robotnik can't be both

thinks someone who abuses animals can be a lovable bufoon

Doesn't know that in video games,maniacs can be lovable buffoons. If robotnik was real, he wouldn't be but as a fictional character, he damn sure is. Real animal abusers and frankly people who abuse any living being whether they be plant or animal (including humans) should be punished severely and ostracised.