Didn't you just buy a PS3?

Too late too late will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by.

As far as getting rich quick:

If you wanna make money then you’ve gotta think fast,
Phone claims direct cos there’s a nail in yer arse,
Its very simple this is one step of two,
First hurt yourself, then claim you wanna sue
Venereal gash, or is it just whiplash?,
Call it what you want, just get the fukkin cash.
Cash or cheque, trip or fall,
You gets over a grand if you rip off yer balls,
Can I get a witness? You got a cut or a bruise,
Now yer talking business,
Oh son put yer face in the fire,
if you loose both eyes then the price goes higher,
I went to the doctors cos I felt funny, now claims direct, they’re giving me money,
Pick up the phone, the number is free, remember kids,
No win no fee!

Okay, I don't do this for everyone, but I like you Highwaystar. Here's what we're gonna do: send me a check for $500 (as a show of good faith). In return, I'll give you a check for $10,000. You have to deposit it in your account, though. You trust me, right?

@d21
Whats an access account?

Nah mate, I got my PS3 for free. My parents went to Egypt with my brother, basically they forgot to invite me and felt guilty so they surprised me with a PS3 (sweeeeet). Anyway, that was almost a year ago now.

Unless you mean the 360, in which case I only paid half the price.

Anywayz. I think I should whore myself out to 500 hot women for £10 each... or maybe 50 fat women for $100. Fat women need love too, but they have to pay more lol

^ not my quote, it's from family guy

I know the guy who runs Ocean finance (OK I don't speak to him but he lives in my village), I could get the money off him without losing testicles if I broke into his house and just accidently bumped my head and suew him for his millions

to make money you usually need a minimum in hand to start with... or find another job...

but for food... if you know how to cook you can do a lot of different dishes based on rice or pasta for pretty cheap... and you can go for the quantity and freeze it for the month lol :) I know I do that....

Drug dealers make a lot of money if you are willing to take the risk.

yeap ;)