Too late too late will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by.
As far as getting rich quick:
If you wanna make money then you’ve gotta think fast,
Phone claims direct cos there’s a nail in yer arse,
Its very simple this is one step of two,
First hurt yourself, then claim you wanna sue
Venereal gash, or is it just whiplash?,
Call it what you want, just get the fukkin cash.
Cash or cheque, trip or fall,
You gets over a grand if you rip off yer balls,
Can I get a witness? You got a cut or a bruise,
Now yer talking business,
Oh son put yer face in the fire,
if you loose both eyes then the price goes higher,
I went to the doctors cos I felt funny, now claims direct, they’re giving me money,
Pick up the phone, the number is free, remember kids,
No win no fee!
