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highwaystar101 on 15 April 2008

Looks like I'm gonna have to live on baked beans and spaghetti bolognese for the next 6 weeks.

I have been raped for money this month with stupid amounts of rent and putting down nearly £400 on a deposit and key duty, whatever the F*ck that is, for my flat next year and paying my current landlord the next quarters rent. It has been like paying rent twice this month... Boo Hiss Boo.

I'll survive

Does anybody have any hairbrained get rich quick schemes? yknow, just for fun, make the thread a little more entertaining. 



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Neos on 15 April 2008

spaghetti owns though.



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quigontcb on 15 April 2008

When I was living on my own, I lived off of ramen, turkey and cheese sandwiches, spaghetti, frozen pizzas, hot dogs, and tea. Every weekend I'd treat myself by cooking some fish or wings. That was a pretty cheap way to live, and I was still eating some good stuff(to me, at least).

Get rich quick schemes? Nah. Unless anyone's up for a good old fashioned diamond caper? They always seemed so fun in the movies.



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konnichiwa on 15 April 2008

Just find some small extra job






rocketpig on 15 April 2008
highwaystar101 said:

Does anybody have any hairbrained get rich quick schemes? yknow, just for fun, make the thread a little more entertaining.


Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

There's an idea for ya. Name that movie... 




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Galaki on 15 April 2008
rocketpig said:

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

There's an idea for ya. Name that movie...


LOL. This probably will work. 



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smbu2000 on 15 April 2008
rocketpig said:
highwaystar101 said:

Does anybody have any hairbrained get rich quick schemes? yknow, just for fun, make the thread a little more entertaining.


Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

There's an idea for ya. Name that movie...


Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels I loved that movie back in the day, hehe.

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Duke Of Darkness on 15 April 2008

Play poker with your friends cheat and take their money their friends and their lives.



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Tavin on 15 April 2008
highwaystar101 said:

Looks like I'm gonna have to live on baked beans and spaghetti bolognese for the next 6 weeks.

I have been raped for money this month with stupid amounts of rent and putting down nearly £400 on a deposit and key duty, whatever the F*ck that is, for my flat next year and paying my current landlord the next quarters rent. It has been like paying rent twice this month... Boo Hiss Boo.

I'll survive

Does anybody have any hairbrained get rich quick schemes? yknow, just for fun, make the thread a little more entertaining. 


 I love spaghetti bolognese :)

You could always rob a bank or something like that for some quick money ... though if they catch you, you'd be eating worst than baked beans ...



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