highwaystar101 on 15 April 2008
| Mistershine said: Too late too late will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. As far as getting rich quick: If you wanna make money then you’ve gotta think fast, Phone claims direct cos there’s a nail in yer arse, Its very simple this is one step of two, First hurt yourself, then claim you wanna sue Venereal gash, or is it just whiplash?, Call it what you want, just get the fukkin cash. Cash or cheque, trip or fall, You gets over a grand if you rip off yer balls, Can I get a witness? You got a cut or a bruise, Now yer talking business, Oh son put yer face in the fire, if you loose both eyes then the price goes higher, I went to the doctors cos I felt funny, now claims direct, they’re giving me money, Pick up the phone, the number is free, remember kids, No win no fee! |
I know the guy who runs Ocean finance (OK I don't speak to him but he lives in my village), I could get the money off him without losing testicles if I broke into his house and just accidently bumped my head and suew him for his millions
