Your store puts condoms in an anti-theft case? Must be crazy over there where you live.

The rubber sux. Just doesn't feel as nice. Get her on the pill or have that little device put in her arm that allows for condom free safe sex.

Gotta watch the device in the arm, my GF just got a new one and, although I could be wrong, it seems to have screwed her menstrual cycle all up.  Months without a period, weeks of bleeding.... the last one seemed to work just fine but this one .... when it works it is great when it doesn't though ... watch out, three weeks of hormonal woman at a time [shivers] 

 Nah it’s a pretty wealthy upscale neighborhood but I’ve been told condoms are one of the most stolen items. Mostly by kids. I’ve been to stores that have razors encased in anti theft bosses as well.