Stupid humans and their twisted logic, I would destroy this planet if I could but I can't... Also I have no back up planet to go to so yeah, I'm stuck here with all this nonsense.
I'm not sure you're much better.
I couldn't be as bad as you all with your murdering wars and armies you are all proud of and laws that keep telling you what the elites allow you to do and fake freedoms and NSA that spy on everyone and religions that spill more blood than there is water in rivers and your preying upon the weak and your predatory capitalism and your dictatorial communism and your overproduction of food in some countries while others literally starve to death etc...
I couldn't be that bad even if I tried, I just don't think it's possible. I can be very cynical out of my disgust of humans and not very social in real life as a result, sure but I cannot possibly be as bad. Thinking that I could is really really scary.