Why you trying to go off topic? 

Think more outside the box, accessories made of food.

I'm betting its the higher powered dock for Switch!

I'd buy it.

Question is would Nintendo be willing to show something like this off at e3 this year. Considering how having other hardware options are working for both Sony and Microsoft they definitely should think about it. 

Though tbh I think they'd be better off releasing a new model, either handheld only or docked only, at a cheaper price. It'd boost switch more than an upgrade dock, not great for people who already own one though.

How would you "break" it?  It's cardboard.  You may bend or rip it, but it could easily be reshaped or taped.  I think we're acting like we're little T-rexes running around our rooms and houses.  I've never even been close to breaking an amiibo, and they're more delicate than these things.

I think a revised Switch is inevitable but the next Tegra chip just isn't widely available yet. If those early rumors of a gtx 1060 dock being tested turn out true, I would definitely buy a extremely more powerful dock now and upgrade the portable unit later 

But we ARE little T-Rexes...

I doubt hes referring to a super dock. More likely hes talking about something more along the lines of Labo, something used to attract the "casual" audience.